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malikmaniac in twilight_sucks

Another Brilliant Review

Of all the lines from these reviews on 'Twilight', this has got to be the best by far:

"These aren't vampires. These are fairies."

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Great stuff

"Creatures of the night? Try creatures of Gap commercials." is my favorite bit
Got a bit sidetracked reading their review of WALL-E, but I really agree with the site. I've only seen the trailers, but this movie seems full of cheesy shots that try in vain to say they're artistic, and the fight scene seem anti-climatic ("AERIAL SLAPFIGHT!")

Here's the thing. This movie kind of sucks. And not in a good way, right?
The Good Neighbours resent this comparison!
I always have to stop myself when wanting to say the Cullens are fairies, remembering that Fair Folk are capable of being far more sinister (read:tricky, multidimensional, interesting!) than the Twinklepires.

Maybe the new line of Disney Fairies though...
Fairies > Cullens

>3
I love fairies =( especially those in Susanna Clarke's Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, and in the Artemis Fowl series. Am not happy with the comparison...

I'll note that setting said game to Muse's "Supermassive Black Hole" was an inspired choice.

I was planning to watch the movie next week with a fellow Twihater and Muse fan - but that line scares me. Very much T.T
Fairies in Artemis Fowl = BAMF
Pwned, SMeyer. XD